So I've been planning to write down my stories for some time now. I'm off on Paternity leave so I thought if I'm going to do it then this is the time.
I've been trying to think up things that have happened to me. Please Keep in mind I won't be using real names.
Madame and Wee-Man and I went to a St. Patty's day party in the city. Everyone was having a good social in the Dining room, It was my turn to Change wee-man, I went to the living room so that I was out of the way of everyone. Wee-Man has discovered that he can crawl in the last week. So while I was attempting to change him he got away from me, the next thing i remember is I'm holding Wee-man in my arms and we had shattered glass everywhere. I had got a hold of him and leaned back too far and caught the middle Shelf of the entertainment unit. by the time I had returned to the dining room It had become an epic story with severed limbs and broken glass.
I am proud to say that no people or any electronics were harmed.
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